Lotto jokes

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One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.

"Where did you get that ring?" her husband asks.

"Well, she replies, "my boss and I played the lotto and we won, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.

A week later, his wife comes home with a long shiny fur coat.

"Where did you get that coat?" her husband asks.

She replies "My boss and played the lotto and we won again, so I bought it with my share of the winnings.

Another week later, his wife comes home, driving in a red Ferrari.

"Where did you get that car?" her husband asks. Again she repeats the same story about the lotto and her share of the winnings.

That night, his wife asks him to pour her a nice warm bath while she gets undressed. When she enters the bathroom, she find that there is barely enough water in the bath to cover the plug at the far end.

"And this?" she asks her husband. "Well," he replies, "we don't want to get your lotto ticket wet, do we?!"

Rating: 3.2 |

A guy named Joe finds himself in dire trouble. His business
started going bust and he found himself in serious financial
trouble. He was so desperate that he decided to pray for
help.

"Oh Lord, please help me, I've lost my business and if I
don't get some money, I'm going to lose my house as well,
please let me win the lotto".

Lotto night arrived and somebody else won the prize.

Joe again looked up and prayed...

"Oh Lord, please let me win the lotto! I've lost my
business, my house and I'm going to lose my car as well".

Again, Lotto night came and went and Joe still had no luck.

Once again, he prayed...

"Oh, Lord, why have you forsaken me? I've lost my business,
my house and my car. My wife and children are starving. I
don't often ask you for help and I have always been a good
servant to you. Please just let me win the lotto this one
time so I can get my life back in order ... "

Suddenly there was a blinding flash of light as the heavens
opened and Joe was confronted by the voice of the Lord
himself:

"Joe, Meet Me Half Way On This One. Buy A Ticket!"

Rating: 2.4 |

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